I'm so excited for the upcoming release of Mr. Moon's Nightmares that I'm going to give you, dear friend, an exclusive one-line excerpt from each of the twenty-two stories that come to life with-in the pages of Mr. Moon's Nightmares! Enjoy!
Back When Beulah Was Beautiful~
"Don't mind blocking the door, the tombstones will trip them up tonight."
"Jerry hated grasshoppers because they ate his grandpa. Then they ate his Pa."
"I can also admit I've never seen a more beautiful dead girl."
The Full Moon Express~
"The strange and different monsters inside of Leon are always hungry."
Grasshopper Season 2~
"Do you believe in killer grasshoppers and vegetarian hermits?"
A Pretty Death~
"She looked like a green-eyed goddess leaving flames but walking towards hell still."
Grasshopper Season 3~
"I think he is getting crazier. Last night he strangled me while we were screwing."
HEINOUS (the Limerick)~
"From the abyss rose a demon named Heinous"
Little Box of Ladybugs~
"These things are real pissers, but I can train them."
Grasshopper Season 4~
"He hears their song call the flies to the blood."
Handful of Nails and A Lottery Ticket~
"Did I tell her she screamed "IA!" at me..."
"OOOOOOOO, pretty wood."
Grasshopper Season 5~
"The unmistakable crack of a rifle thunders from outside and the man in the pickup behind tem starts nodding his head at the sound."
What Really Happened to "Dirty" Dick Wilkins~
"He told me the stone keeps strange Nallof alive and as long as they stay here her people can't die!"
Grasshopper Season 6~
"Now, as the swarm darkens the sky around St. Jim's the town begins it's second death rattle."
Witch Hunt Sunrise~
"Last night the Devil crept in and craved his sign on my palm."
"His face is calm. He really does believe."
Grasshopper Season 7~
"It is older than most of the stars in the sky and has been buried half in the Earth since it was formed; an ageless cosmic parasite with unrelenting hunger."
Wasp Stings and Fever Dreams~
"I saw God and they touched me."
Letter From A Mineshaft~
"So here I sit, zombie-bit."
Grasshopper Season 8~
"There is something in the air; a feeling as dark as the ashes and soot floating there."
Through the Thistle and Through the Woods~
"She told me we could dance together in the moonlight..."
So there you go; a true teaser. The time approaches and soon Mr. Moon's Nightmares will be upon us all!