THE NEXT BIG THING...A Little About Hollow Mountain Dead

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The Rotting by Jonathan Moon

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Timothy W. Long's Alien Death Rays! and Other Unavoidable Hazards is LIVE!

BarnBurnerBooks is prouder than a puppy with two peters about Timothy W. Long's new collection of wild, freaky Sci-Fi- Alien Death Rays! and Other Unavoidable Hazards!

This book is seven examples of why I love Tim Long with yet another killer cover from the masterful Matt Edgington of Madoosk Design. I write stories to poke your eyes out to and he writes stories that vaporize your mind. Here is a quick contents listing for ya

The Book of Dan
A Shattered Sky
Anal Probes aren’t just for Breakfast Anymore
Last Rays Last Hope
Fast Food Farts
The Lonely Stars
Shit You Won’t See On Oprah (Special chapter from The Apocalypse and Satan's Glory Hole!)

Get your copy here!

Hoo-Doo County Horrors

Hoo-Doo County is a fictional high mountain county I tend to base a bunch of my short stories in. The cities of Hoo-Doo County (Stillwater, Falterwood, Dry Hill,Bentley, St. Jim's and Nallof) and the surrounding dark woods were the setting of nearly all of the stories in my debut collection Mr. Moon's Nightmares. Recently Mr. Moon's Nightmares went out of print (there is still one autographed copy on Amazon, someone needs to buy that shit). I'll be going over the stories, in most cases re-writing them, and slapping them together with newer stories based in Hoo-Doo County in a series I've dubbed Hoo-Doo COunty Horrors. The first of which is available on kindle now!
Strap in and mount up as we head for the dark mountains of Hoo-Doo County. Featuring a wicked cover from Matt Edgington at Madoosk Design the first volume contains the stories-
The Full Moon Express
Roadside Crosses
Witch Hunt Sunrise
Parched
As with each upcoming volume I've included a chapter about the stories.

As a special bonus here is the line-up for the upcoming Hoo-Doo County Horrors Volume 2-
Letter from the Bottom of a Mine Shaft
Little Box of Ladybugs
Corpse Eater
Owing Ira

Pick up Volume 1 now for only .99 here!

Mr. MoOn's Review of Bryan Hall's Containment Room 7

Containment Room 7
By Bryan Hall

Years into the future a massive spaceship known as DARC12 hovers near a black hole. The hundreds of scientists aboard are on an extended mission to study the black hole hoping to glean knowledge to be used for all sorts of causes, some far more sinister than others. While monitoring their target something emerges from the mysterious void and floats impossibly in the direction of the DARC12. Scanners indicate the object is organic though little else. In an intense opening chapter a room full of scientists, engineers, and security personal, bring the strange boulder-looking object aboard. Its presence is immediately felt amongst those near it, affecting each in different ways. The strange organic mass is sent to Containment Room 7 for further study.
The alien life form undergoes a change in appearance once the team of scientists begins their tests becoming fleshy and covered in an inch of strange slime. The hideous thing begins seeping into the minds of the crew, driving some to madness and others to action. What follows is action-packed Humans versus horrible Cosmic Horror aboard a spaceship the size of a small town-complete with multiple levels for recreation, including bowling, movie theaters, and one bar.
The Cosmic Horror is not at all shy and calls followers to it while unleashing chaos upon the others. Aboard a massive vessel such as the DARC12 the chaos unleashed is no small matter. There are zombies in the story but I would not necessarily call this a ‘zombie novel’ (even though the well-done cover says so) as they are just one of many monsters standing in between the head security officer Wilson and his crew (armed with little more than stun guns and batons) and survival. Far worse than the zombies are the humans driven mad by the Cosmic Horror. Even worse than the psychotically devoted humans are the things freed from Bio Lab 1- horrible failed genetic experiments on animals. The dead humans and beasts soon out number the living as the Cosmic Horror overtakes all it can.
I adore Containment Room 7. Mr. Hall gives us an excellent sci-fi adventure with a horror touch and a dark thriller pacing. The cast of characters is rather large but Mr. Hall takes the time to build his characters as the unsettling events aboard DARC12 begin to build as well. From the onset there is an eerie feeling clinging to the pages and as the story progresses the feeling is not only maintained but intensified chapter by chapter. The happenings on DARC12 are bleak and terrible but with Mr. Hall’s sense of timing and atmosphere they are brought to vicarious life for horror and sci-fi fans alike.
Highly recommended to fans of horror, sci-fi, dark thrillers, and zombies. Yeah, yeah, I know I said I wouldn’t call it a ‘zombie novel’ and I’m not, but if you like zombies Containment Room 7 does have them. Nhttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifasty ones and lots of ‘em. While I'm at it, I'll also HIGHLY recommend Mr. Hall's story collection,Whispers from the Dark.

Hop on the ill-fated DARC12 here!

STPYOT EXCULSIVE Bonus Track (Story) Super Fun Fan Pack To Poke Your Eyes Out To!

Thanks to Madoosk Design, Fred's Phat Jewelery, and Barn Burner Books, I'm pleased to announce the DEAL OF THE YEAR!It's the STPYEOT Exclusive Bonus Track(Story)Super Fun Fan Pack To Poke Your Eyes Out To for ONLY $20.00!

Check out all the goodies!

1. A signed paperback copy of my new collection of brutal dark fiction, Stories To Poke Your Eyes Out To!


2. A brutiful hand-made necklace by Fred at Fred's Phat Jewelery! Choose from Heinous, STPYEOT, or the Barn Burner Books Logo!



3. A random selection of Barn Burner Books and Madoosk.net BOOKMARKS!


4. A four-page coloring book from the talented hand of Matt from Madoosk.net!


AND...

5. AN EXCLUSIVE Flash Fiction piece hand-scrawled on the back of a Stories to Poke Your Eyes Out Promo card by ME! Include something for me to make the short dark story personalized for YOU!

And ALL OF THIS for only $20.00! Paypal 20.00 to spiritgroove1@hotmail.com and then email me at the same address with your shipping address and 2 things I can attempt to write into your story.


(Pepe The Cosmic Purple Skull NOT included)
(Special note-If I ever publish the flash fiction piece I do for you, it will be given credit as first being a gift to YOU. :))

HEINOUS is FREE on Kindle from 4-27 to 4-29

That's right! My horrorcore debut is being given away FREE (ifn' you have a kindle) from today,Friday 27, until Sunday the 29th.

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