I'm pleased to announce that I have a new collection available for you horrorheads.
I've collected my kindle-only Hoo-Doo County Horrors and Hoo-Doo County Horrors 2 and slapped them into an old fashioned paperback book! But that's not all, I've also included a ten-story sampling from another kindle-only collection due out later this year, Everything Is Gonna Be Alright and Other Out and Out Lies.
After we take a look at the sweet ass cover done by Matt Edgington, I'll break down some of the stories for you.
Hoo-Doo County Horrors:
The Full Moon Express- The story of Leon, the big rig driving killer werewolf, and the new friends he meets on the twisted roads of Hoo-Doo County.
Witch Hunt Sunrise- One of my earliest and still darkest pieces of flash fiction. (A personal favorite)
Roadside Crosses- A fan favorite of mine involving a haunted highway and a hateful ghost.
Parched- There are vampires in these there hills...
Hoo-Doo County Horrors 2:
Letter From the Bottom of a Mine Shaft- A flash piece written from the view of one of the last humans on the dying Earth.
Corpse Eater- Another fan favorite, introduces us to Marty and Ripper, the two undertakers from the strange Stillwater Funeral Home.
Owing Ira- A novella length story about displaced hit-men and rural murder/rapists. The most extensively re-worked story from Mr. Moon's Nightmares so far. Thicker and meaner than before, the first of a three novella series.
Everything Is Gonna Be Alright and Other Out and Out Lies:
Everything Is Gonna Be Alright- A mantra, say it over nd over and maybe the world won't eat itself.
Whiskey and Water- A flash piece centered around a small shore town.
Dreaming Durkhiem- My sleep is often invaded by social theorists.
Under the Twin Moons of X2313AR- A sci-fi twisted flash piece about a futuristic game show.
Three Hits of Hash On Top Of One Hit Of Weed- Sometimes it isn't just what you are smoking but who you are smoking with.
The Rotting- This world stinks of decay.
Sensible Sam and the Horrors Everywhere- An oldie but a goodie which has been waiting to see publication for a number of years now. We follow Sam through a lifetime full of deadly encounters with all manners of monsters to see what finally breaks him down.
Great Purification- A deep-woods redneck ends up the herald to a devilish fire-God set on engulfing the world in flames.
Joy Ride- A serial killer with a taste for fast cars and random pedestrians.
Little Black Jars- My most extreme story to date, about a robot addicted to human souls. Too man he needs other humans to find the souls in corpses before he can ingest them. The brutal robot rapist Mr. Cottonseed will haunt your dreams...with a dark Johnny Cash soundtrack.
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Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Timothy W. Long's Alien Death Rays! and Other Unavoidable Hazards is LIVE!

BarnBurnerBooks is prouder than a puppy with two peters about Timothy W. Long's new collection of wild, freaky Sci-Fi- Alien Death Rays! and Other Unavoidable Hazards!
This book is seven examples of why I love Tim Long with yet another killer cover from the masterful Matt Edgington of Madoosk Design. I write stories to poke your eyes out to and he writes stories that vaporize your mind. Here is a quick contents listing for ya
The Book of Dan
A Shattered Sky
Anal Probes aren’t just for Breakfast Anymore
Last Rays Last Hope
Fast Food Farts
The Lonely Stars
Shit You Won’t See On Oprah (Special chapter from The Apocalypse and Satan's Glory Hole!)
Get your copy here!
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Friday, April 29, 2011
FEAROLOGY!!!

Hells yes! I have a story in the newest antho from The Library of Horror, Fearology.
Now, apparently there was so many great stories subbed for this one that Bill "Editor Extraordinaire" Tucker has put together 3 Fearologies! You can find my story 'The Fear Vs. The Need' in this first one. Check out the Toc then order yourself up one!
Fearology : Terrifying Tales of Phobias TOC
Stephanie Kincaid - Bursting With Nutty Goodness
Colin Harvey - Dark
C. C. Blake - I Own My Fears
Val Muller - Horrible Harry
Mark Souza - Relative Undertow
F. J. R. Titchenell - Gravity
Robert Guffey - Birth Of A Nation
Camille Alexa - Things From Things
Jonathan Moon - The Fear vs The Need
Merrill Catharine Hodnefield - Isobel And The Machine
Ken Goldman - Donny Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Joe Nazare - Bash
Quinn Hernandez - The Hell Behind Her Eyes
J. T. Seat - The Cock Collection
Gustavo Bondoni - Back In The Fold
Kody Boye - DJ Skippy Says Life Goes On
Order Fearology here!
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